Since work rules prohibits me being rude to coworkers through email

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 09/19/2014 at 15:58 • Filed to: None

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I just wanted to let you know ya'll a bunch of ignorant muthafuckahs!

Also stop asking me stupid questions.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > CalzoneGolem 09/19/2014 at 16:00

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Aren't cow-orkers the best?

Also, what color is Wednesday?

Jcarr > CalzoneGolem 09/19/2014 at 16:00

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I worked in a Verizon corporate store for a couple years out of college and my boss there frequently said he would give up a month's pay to be able to say whatever he wanted to customers for one day.

Seemed like a good deal.

CalzoneGolem > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 09/19/2014 at 16:02

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Moo.

Light Urple.

Racescort666 > CalzoneGolem 09/19/2014 at 16:04

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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem 09/19/2014 at 16:05

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I resent that!

I'm an incredibly knowledgeable muthafuckah!

mcseanerson > CalzoneGolem 09/19/2014 at 16:08

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If you are going to use "ya'll" and "muthafuckahs" you should have gone for the full "ignant"

CalzoneGolem > mcseanerson 09/19/2014 at 16:12

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You know what? It goes double for you pal!

CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 09/19/2014 at 16:12

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It's your inalienable right to resent it all you'd like.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem 09/19/2014 at 16:15

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hahahaha

Funny/terrifying fact to think about.

If any man who is a father continues in his monogamous relationship with the mother, he's a motherfucker for the rest of his life!

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Racescort666 09/19/2014 at 16:32

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BZiel > CalzoneGolem 09/19/2014 at 16:41

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If you can't be rude through email, just be rude face to face.

A smile and a polite "fuck you very much" works wonders.